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Killer Whale Attacks Great White

Is it true that a shark will lose consciousness if held upside down?

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| 1 hour 48 minutes 24 seconds ago | CH

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Dogs 1 Cats 0

Yer jus jeelus becuz you can not has teh loves of teh internets.

And maybe it's because you're dangerous, particularly to children.

Google Image results for "Dog Bite".

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| 22 hours 36 minutes 50 seconds ago | CH

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Why Switzerland Has the Lowest Crime rate in the World

*quality

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| 1 day 2 hours 33 minutes ago | CH

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Cats Fight on a Tin Roof (12 sec.)

Four years after joining I finally try to sift a kitteh video. *fail.

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| 1 day 2 hours 47 minutes ago | CH

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On Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)

>> ^gwiz665 "Accountability to something larger than yourself" reads as rejecting your own responsibility and accountability. I also think it is moral cowardice to say that exactly moral principals are not made by us, but by something different.

There are many things larger than I am. My community, my family, the respect I earn from others. And yes, some intangible force. Is there nothing larger than Gwiz? Do you not measure your behaviour by how it affects others, do you ever wonder how you contribute to the balance of good and evil? I wonder. Moral cowardice. Yeah, that's me.

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| 3 days 19 hours 58 minutes ago | CH

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School Bus Attack

I think I have an extra *terrible tag around here somewhere... Ah, there it is.

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| 3 days 20 hours 15 minutes ago | CH

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Contortionist Kitteh/Kitty/Cat/Kat/Pussy

Batcat.

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| 3 days 20 hours 26 minutes ago | CH

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Worst. Beatboxer. Ever.

00:25 was my best score after two tries.

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| 3 days 20 hours 56 minutes ago | CH

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The Dangles - Henry Earl

Dangles Henry Earl Lyrics
(as best as I can tell)

I can't believe
We went to White Castle
On our first date
And I can't believe
I can't believe
I fucked you anyway.

And I can't believe
Your wife pretends
She doesn't know
You got back on Prozac
When it was time to go.

So tell,
Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
He's the sanest guy in town
And he can dance just like James Brown
Unlike the other boys around
That made me cry.

So Henry Earl I wanna
Be his girl I want my
Apple wine on sale
Spend the night with him In Jail
And I know he won't post bail
Like other guys.

I can't believe you downed
Twenty two cans of PBR
And I can't believe
I can't believe
You shot up in my yard.

And I can't believe
You pretend that it was me
Who broke your heart
When you know damn well you left it
in that dirty bar.

So tell,
Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
He's the sanest guy in town
And he can dance just like James Brown
Unlike the other boys around
That made me cry.

So Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
And we can sleep on Jeremy's porch
(-------?)with plastic forks
And forget about the dorks
That said goodbye.

And I can't believe
You shoplifted my only
Birthday gift
And I can't believe
I can't believe
That it was still a
Piece of shit.

And I can't believe
you fucked up my best friends
little sis
Hell, even Henry Earl
Can surely do better
than this.

So tell,
Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
He's the sanest guy in town
And he can dance just like James Brown
Unlike the other boys around
That made me cry.

So Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
And wear other people's jeans
Sell pints of magic beans
And I know he won't
Crush my dreams
No not this time.

[Every fuck I know?]

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| 3 days 21 hours 15 minutes ago | CH

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TED Talks: Make love, not porn

Very difficult to masturbate to, but I managed. Good Sift.

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| 3 days 21 hours 49 minutes ago | CH

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Generation Kill - How Recon Marines Woo The Girls

*dead (removed by user)

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| 3 days 22 hours 33 minutes ago | CH

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Murder By Death - Boy Decide

I like the rock and roll *quality-ies of that hella chella player.

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| 4 days 1 hour 8 minutes ago | CH

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There Will Be Blood - Daniel's Baptism

Oh he gets 'em back for those slaps, though.

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| 4 days 2 hours 13 minutes ago | CH

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Flute beatbox

Those facial expressions are common with those afflicted with Ianandersonitis.

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| 4 days 3 hours 7 minutes ago | CH

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On Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)

I chafe against a lot of religion, particularly a lot of American Christianity. I've seen it make people suffer unnecessarily. But on the other hand, the purpose and origins of faith is pretty clear to me, and I wouldn't choose to take it away from people if I could.

I think a lot of prayer is akin to imploring a car to start on a cold winter day (c'mon, c'mon, start!). We all know how well that works. I think it does half the time. I also believe in accountability to something larger than just yourself, even if they are simply moral principals.

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| 4 days 3 hours 57 minutes ago | CH

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Montage of Homemade Musical Instruments

*quality. Thanks for taking the time to put together a playlist on all this cool stuff.

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| 4 days 20 hours 46 minutes ago | CH

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Why are we in Afghanistan?

*promote the full story

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| 4 days 22 hours 37 minutes ago | CH