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Michael Cera's latest rehash of the same hypersensitive pussy dork coming of age pseudo independent film has inserted itself inside of all of my recent submission from the onion. Normally, this would be offensive and disturbing enough. But considering that it's Michael Cera's face interrupting the flow of funny coming out of this rectangle, I am extra extra Perturbed.

How do I stop this? Does anyone know how to remove this poison which I have unleashed upon the sift??
Help!!!! I need the antidote!!!
before we all turn into whiney doe-eyed adolescent boys posing as the pseudo-indie kid heart throb for millions of awkward, dorky adolescent girls everywhere!