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ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to
pay tributetake the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!
I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published
Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.
So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!
See you here crew!
-The RoastMASTER!
i stocked up on lube, the backdoor is all yours tonight.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
How's it going, Ruby?
I smell cottage cheese.
>> ^peggedbea:
sugar toots,
you can't keep those cuffs on this long...
they're fun when the lights go down and stuff, but all day everyday, its just fucking weird.
and besides they're chaffing your wrists raw, which is gonna be bad news for you after you pull your fists out of my yeast-frothing vagina.
you can't keep those cuffs on this long...
they're fun when the lights go down and stuff, but all day everyday, its just fucking weird.
and besides they're chaffing your wrists raw, which is gonna be bad news for you after you pull your fists out of my yeast-frothing vagina.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I didn't give you the clap, that was brain. I gave you diarrhea and a prolapsed rectum, remember?
I was thinking we'd get some pizza rolls and watch Hot Shots: Part Deux.
In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
did you make enough sandwiches to afford a movie?
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO
Also, forgive me for the offense of what was meant to be a humorous observation based on your decision to return the vid to the front page and Brain's promote of that video in light of Dag's request to not do so.
Peace.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
That it is, sir.
In reply to this comment by silvercord:
I did what I did because I didn't see dag's post about not returning the video. I just thought it would be funny, in the middle of the silly back and forth, to return the video and upvote it (it had 9 votes at the time,) and then promote it. It was just a goofy idea for a laugh and I stand by my right to use the invocations I am allowed as I see fit. However, if I had seen dag's post about not returning the video because of sponsor issues, I wouldn't have stirred the shit.
Is that really true?
>> ^silvercord:
I did what I did because I didn't see dag's post about not returning the video. I just thought it would be funny, in the middle of the silly back and forth, to return the video and upvote it (it had 9 votes at the time,) and then promote it. It was just a goofy idea for a laugh and I stand by my right to use the invocations I am allowed as I see fit. However, if I had seen dag's post about not returning the video because of sponsor issues, I wouldn't have stirred the shit.
Is that really true?
Is that really true?
>> ^dag:
Yes. Censorship. Let's go there. You might as well invoke Hitler too- it seems that's the direction your hyperbole is heading.
In fact, the fate of this group masturbation video may validate or destroy Democracy in the western world as we know it. We must choose wisely!
Anywhooo ... I've offered to leave this in Sift Talk where you can visit it as much as you want - tell your friends, too! Post it to Facebook- we can't cover up this awesome masterpiece of video journalism. Power to the people and keep up the good fight against wicked censorship ... my liberty loving brothers and sisters.
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>> ^dag:
I'm not sure on your definition of "most people". Your sample size might be a bit small.
Yes, I do think sponsors will object to this post- it's hurt us before:
http://blog.videosift.com/dag/Kicked-out-of-an-Australian-Ad-Network
http://www.videosift.com/video/AHHH-Cmon-Fuck-A-Guy-Worst-Rap-Lyrics-Ever?loadcomm=1#comment-494318
It's great to take a moral stand- but I'd like to continue to be able to pay the server bills- and consistently uphold the guidelines for this site that have been in place since February of 2006.