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Birthdate: January 16th, 1988 (22 years old)
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Musician? Music-aficionado (aren' t we all)?

Then you really ought to visit The Sift's last.fm page!


But enough about me, let' s talk about me:
I'm a happily married fellow living the dream. Let's just say I adore my wife. We're a happy kickin' family (no toddlers as of yet, but I promise updates as/if/when the situation develops!)

Also, a note regarding the Sift - downvote more. Since the queue escape limit has now become comparatively minuscule due to increasing amount of users voting, feel free to downvote stuff you feel mustn't be published. And please, do not get too upset if somebody (e.g. me) downvotes your submissions - instead inquire politely as to any reasons for such a decision - if it's not already pointed out in a comment (I usually leave an explanation for my more guilt-inducing downvotes and so can you).

Science + Actionpack = my favorite channels' couple.

Seriously, I love this place and so should you. If you don't, odds are you're doing something wrong. Try stopping trolling, for instance. And if the Sift's taking up too much of your leisure time - well, there's not much anyone can help you with, really. It doesn't further my procrastination though; worst 'affliction' of mine is regularly downloa legally obtaining a number of TV-series for me and my spouse to watch ^_^

Additional info: http://blog.videosift.com/youdiejoe/25-Random-things-about-me#comment-658810

Cheers, EDD
Member Since: 2007-05-11
Homepage: http://www.orgy-near-you.com
Favorite Sift: Antwerp train station breaks into song
Favorite Tags: ineffectual use of stick
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It's on!

ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to pay tribute take the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!

Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!

I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published

Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.

So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!

See you here crew!

-The RoastMASTER!


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Successfully processed your "amazon" invocation - view all Amazonized posts here


written by siftbot  | 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks Edd, I drew a blank when tagging this one.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
*cinema
*talks
*happy



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Your video, Big Bang Theory minus laugh track, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.


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Your video, Anti-comedy at its finest - Norm MacDonald, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.


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written by siftbot  | 2 months ago | CH
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Thanks! Man, I was in tears at the phone phonetics part!

In reply to this comment by EDD:
*quality standup. Dara is probably my favorite act. Well, him and Jimmy Carr.


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